How do you turn a humble Kia Picanto into a cattle truck? Quite easily: Simply apply the Fluid Film lanolin treatment, and your car will not only be protected against corrosion but also smell quite strongly of sheep and everything associated with farm-life in general. Is it worth it? Well, since Norway applies about 3 […]

  • February 15, 2018
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Stainless steel doohickey 100% original insert-brand-name-here High-quality whachamacallit Genuine leather thingamabob Real gold something or other

  • February 8, 2018
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These AliExpress sellers are some smart cookies. Apparently, they just invented the “stainless steel aluminum metal”. And not only that, reading the item description reveals that even “real leather” is part of this eclectic blend. Naturally, the whole product is also of “high quality”, “original” as well as “genuine” and suited for “your highest pleasure” […]

  • February 1, 2018
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Remember when you were sick as a kid? Yeah, those were great days!

  • January 29, 2018
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New digital gadgets are wonderful! Nothing beats fiddling with a new mobile phone for hours on end just to add a new entry to a caldav calendar. It’s priceless! Writing with a pen on a piece of paper on the hand is old-fashioned, outdated, and ineffective. Enter Sharp. With their range of digital notepads you […]

  • January 19, 2018
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It’s not easy being criticized for a job well done. However, this app developer takes reacting to negative feedback to a whole new level. I have used their app in the past, but after reading their outburst in comment section of the Google Play Store (aimed at another customer, not me!), I’ll make sure to […]

  • January 16, 2018
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Buying a home is a matter of trust. You don’t want to throw your hard-earned money at the next best person who happens to have a house that’s just right for you. Enter the two gentlemen from the “Champagne realtor” featured in the picture above. One might hope that this specific advertising is a case […]

  • January 13, 2018
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It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. Nah, who am I kidding. It was the best of times and it was the greatest of graphics. Glorious 8 colors clashing in an amazing 256×192 resolution (i.e. just a notch above Half Quarter VGA). It was indeed an window into a […]

  • January 9, 2018
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I have always had a faible for Science Fiction. Everything from German pulp magazines from the early 60s (Perry Rhodan anyone?) to Asimov, Dick, and Gibson. Lately, I started reading the works of Patrick Todoroff. His military sci-fi novels are available on Amazon for a fistful of dollars quarters and are totally worth checking out. […]

  • January 5, 2018
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I have nothing against greens. In fact, some of my best friends are vegetables… It’s fine by me that people prefer potatoes to pork and beans to burgers. What I don’t understand however, is why someone would choose to make his tofu look like a meatloaf. If you don’t like meat, why would you want […]

  • January 4, 2018
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