La Belle Noiseuse is a critically acclaimed French drama. Which strongly implies that film critics do not watch the movies they publicly acclaim.
My memory of this masterpiece consists of being trapped in a cinema for four hours straight, desperately wanting to leave but not being able to because the tedious story had sucked every ounce of energy right out of my body.
Also, the movie’s 100% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes proves that the Internet is broken.
Also also, you don’t get to see the painting in the end.