I’m not on Facebook (wink emoji). I’m not on Snapchat, Instagram, or “random BS-Name” either (cannon).

The ever increasing (vulcano) amnount of hieroglyphic (butterfly) content is a major (hippo) (pizza) (band aid) that makes it (headphone) (keyboard) (apple) and (fridge). If things continue to (clock) (spring) (ketchup bottle) then (cake) (dragon) or (pacman) if (mircophone) (weasel) (sofa) (moon). (poop) (snowflake) (shoe) (brain) (truck)!

It needed to be said.